Behold. The best way to start a fire since last night's scramble to find a plastic lighter.
Encased in stainless steel and sized to fit on your keychain or in your mouth (don't put it in your mouth), this will assuredly spark your ability to amass the ancient heating methods of fire. Had the Human Torch seen one of these while on a camping trip, that cocky punk would definitely be delivered a much deserved blow to legendary ego.
